Some quotes from this funny thread at ILM:

• Brian Eno: i have ideas and i am proud of it. (j fail)

• Beck: "The world is a lonely abandoned garage sale." (Nate Patrin)

• Metallica: "We're jerks." (Alan N)

• Bardo Pond: "Check out the pedals we'll use for our next song" (donut bitch)

• Sonic Youth: "Give us our pedals back you fuckers" (Nate Patrin)

• Kraftwerk 'humans are rubbish except when they invent stuff' (stevem)

• Boards Of Canada 'remember that place you never went to? remember that feeling you never felt? we do' (stevem)

• Chili Peppers: "Hey young impressionable ladies, here's my genitals!" (nickalicious)

• Low: "Would you mind keeping it down? Thanks."</font size> (mark p)

• The Wedding Present/Cinerama - "I'm mad that she's dating someone else" (Aaron W)

• Sigur Ros: "Mmmmmmmm, shrooooooooms." (nickalicious)

• Kate Bush: "My voice reaches no longer to the heavens, but as far as my ceiling". (Nichole Graham)

• U2: "We rock God, and we know it". (Nichole Graham)

• Momus: without whose influence music would be as it is today. (Momus)

• Britney Spears: "I'm not wearing any underwear. But if I was, they'd have pink ribbons and lollipops on them. Except I'm not." (mark p)

• Steve Malkmus: "You liked me in Pavement." (Sam Jeffries)

• Shakira: "Your ears say no, but that raging boner says yes." (nickalicious)

• Miles Davis: while wearing shades in the dark, turns back on audience, says nothing (nickalicious)

• Pink Floyd: "Crikey, society is full of maladies and ills. We'd better express this awful truth, but beneath a wave of overdubbed guitars and intricate electric piano and post-soul gospel chorus voices to soften this horrible reality to our listeners." (Nate Patrin)

• The Ramones: "1, 2, 3, 4" (Aaron W)

• Godspeed You Black Emperor! - "the world is eeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnding....." (Aaron W)

• the Mountain Goats: "I saw the light hit your face as the smell of the strawberries wafted in from [random geographical location], but i knew it was over but we wanted to hold on." (j fail)

• The Mekons: "We enjoy failure and ourselves." (j fail)

• Radiohead: "We don't enjoy anything at all." (Neudonym)

• McLusky: "These microwave chips are shite." (William Bloody Swygart)

• Flaming Lips: "But when I walked into the lamp-post for the second time, there were these bright lights in front of my eyes and suddenly it was all beautiful..." (William Bloody Swygart)

• Scott Walker: "Life's hard even when you're good looking" (Aaron W)

• Interpol: "we wear designer suits" (Aaron W)

• Julio Iglesias: "Hello? Hey, pretty laydee... no, no Enrique's not home right now. I'll tell him you called. OK, bye. "Aiii..." (William Bloody Swygart)

• Philip Glass: "on and on and on (and on and on and on)" (t''t )

• Depeche Mode - If Jesus were alive today, he'd be a heroin addict. (justin s.)